On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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