I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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