It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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