I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I think I sprained my soul last night
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
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