what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
Randomize
