so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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