3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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