***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
We need to get me chipped asap
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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