so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
i will never coherently bang her
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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