id be glad to
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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