What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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