Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Boobs speak an international language.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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