Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
I wear drunk well.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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