Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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