super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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