I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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