Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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