Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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