Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
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