i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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