I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
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