After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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