i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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