Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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