She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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