Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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