She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
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