Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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