talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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