Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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