i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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