I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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