i already hear my dad disowning me
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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