even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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