pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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