good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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