do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
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