I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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