Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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