I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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