I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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