I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
Randomize
