is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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