you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Randomize
