i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
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