wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
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