he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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