Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
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