matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I supernannyed him into submission
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
i believe in u and ur pee
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