i jhust puked up my retainher.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
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