I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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