Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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