oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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